Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Graphic designer looking for Asian girlfriend who plays bass…

…or something along those lines.

You may be asking yourself,“Self, is this position right for me?” and if you are, in fact, asking yourself that very question, let me remind you: 1) this isn’t a position and 2) you should probably stop the whole impersonal third-person thing, it’s just weird.

If, by some mercy of god, you have an evolved sense of humor coupled with the competencies necessary for witty banter, I implore you to make yourself known. Prove that intelligent life not only exists, but thrives in the darkened depths of Jacksonville and/or its surrounding counties and sub-communities.

Furthermore, notwithstanding, and in reference to other questions that may arise: Romance, quality-time and quirk all included in the generous benefits package that accompanies this non-position. Chemistry and intangible compatibility required at the outset.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you need more italics and type faces...

Anonymous said...

You're in a brutal mood.